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Cleanse thyself with Virginity Soap.

Virginity Soap. For a clean that says "Spiritual."

Virginity Soap. For a clean that says "Spiritual."

There are cleanses, and then there are cleanses. Say hello to Virginity Soap, and goodbye to over-sized vaginas! How could we not have known about this?

Here’s the deal: My friend Liza’s mom, Kathy, currently resides in Oman, but she is in the States for a home visit. As thoughtful and generous as ever, she brought back this rare and precious gift that has until now, been missing from our lives: Virginity Soap. I know Middle Easterners are smart, but this is a magic that is simply unheard of… a soap that makes us girls like new–all over again! By the looks of things, this has been a well-kept secret for some time, over there. Now, we have the secret, too! You might be wondering what this has to do with creativity, and to that I say, “Everything.” First of all, anything to do with baby-making is creative by design, and second, what a clever ruse it was to come up with such an idea–a soap that makes you like a virgin… Uh-huh. And why would anyone need such a ridiculous load of snake oil–I mean, soap–in the first place? Well, in some parts of the world, women are led to believe that they have little to no value once they are no longer virgins, so naturally, someone recognized that there was a market for this sort of thing. ‘Tis a strange, strange world we live in.

My only question is: “Do you use it before or after?

Gently, now. Otherwise it might just close up, altogether.

Gently, now. Otherwise it might just close up, altogether.

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  1. Rahdez
    August 28th, 2009 at 08:19 | #1

    Where can I buy some?

  2. thaus
    September 8th, 2009 at 16:43 | #2

    For sure, you can get it in Oman. Aside from that, I found this totally awesome website, http://www.nejmamufeez.com/feminine_virgin_soap.html however; it seems there isn’t a shopping cart or way to purchase it online, on this site. It just says, “Contact Webmaster Sandy…” It also says that Virginity Soap can be used as a bath soap, which is just plain wonderful news!

  3. jane muwanga
    November 8th, 2009 at 08:00 | #3

    @thaus
    where can i buy the virginity soap?

  4. thaus
    November 12th, 2009 at 15:28 | #4

    Please see previous comment. Thank you for your interest.

  5. CYNTHIA
    December 7th, 2009 at 18:57 | #5

    I NEED SOME ,WHERE CAN I FIND IT.

  6. thaus
    December 8th, 2009 at 00:34 | #6

    Gurrrlll! Don’t we all?! I’m tellin’ you, f’real. I’m settin’ up a shop. Stay tuned.

  7. December 12th, 2009 at 13:26 | #7

    eh. amazing thread!

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